Me: hiya
CG: hey
CG: hows it hanging?
Me: whassup?
Me: its hanging.
CG: nothing here
hommie
CG: cool cool
Me: DUCK!!!
CG: ahhhhh
CG: what is it?
Me: ::a pie flies
through the air, nearly hitting cg::
CG: WHO, WHAT,
WHERE?!
Me: good.
CG: good what?
Me: they missed.
CG: ::suddenly the
pie turns around in mid air and comes back at CG and hits him in
the back of the head::
CG: doh....
Me: HAHAHAHAA!
Me: heh.
CG: darn you....hehe
Me: i didn't throw
it.
CG: i know...i was
talking to the gerbil behind you
Me: oh
Me: ok
CG: ::gerbil laughs
and runs away::
CG: ::CG chases after
it::
Me: ::watches::
Me: you're gonna
trip and fall over.
CG: ::the gerbil runs
through sharky's legs and CG crashes into sharky and the gerbil
laughs at both of us::
Me: told you
Me: now get offa
me
CG: haha, look at
you!
CG: yeah yeah
Me: ::gets up::
CG: ::cg rolls over
and feels something on the floor::
CG: what the-
CG: ::cg picks up
what seems to be a red shoe that was on his back::
CG: i wonder what
this is for?
Me: BUM BUM BUM!!!
Me: ::the plot
thickens::
CG: who said that?!
CG: ::cg looks
around::
CG: ::Confused::
Me: ((IF YOU BUILT
IT....THEY WILL COME))
CG: who is that?
build what? what does it all mean
CG: ?!
CG: ::collapses to
the floor on his knees, very confused. raises his arms up:: WHAT
IS UP WITH THIS RED SHOEE!!???? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!!?
CG: sharky? what do
you think/
CG: ?
CG: (hehe)
Me: i think its an
insidious plot to murder the king...
CG: ohhhh, the king
of fish you mean?
CG: or the king of
shoes?
Me: no...the king
of wales.
Me: ::BA BUMP
CHING!::
CG: wales? what does
he have to do with this?
CG: (i don't get it,
wales?)
Me: ((prince
charles of wales?))
Me: ((forget it))
CG: ( o ok)
Me: actually, i
mean the king of The Kingdom.
CG: ::Cg looks at the
shoe very carefully::
CG: here it is!
::points to a tag that says on the shoe "belongs to
king"::
Me: this looks
like a job for the Magnificent Detectice Duo of Perfect 5 and the
Shark.
CG: lets go give it
back to him!!!
Me: the king wears
red shoes?
CG: (hehehe, perfect
5 and the shark, i like it)
CG: hey, we all have
a hobby!
CG: (rim shot)
CG: (ohhh, i am so
funny)
Me: lets hope he
doesn't have a matching purse.
Me: (rim shot)
CG: (Touche)
Me: (i'm funnier)
CG: (very nice)
Me: ((thank you))
Me: well P5, lets
go!
CG: sweet deal shark
Me: Quickly to the
Batmob--er....
CG: time to take
action
Me: umm...
Me: where's the
car P5?
CG: ! Giant Robot-er
i mean
CG: Voltron forc-doh,
not that eitehr
CG: *either
CG: hold on...i will
get it right some time
Me: ::whistles::
CG: ummmm, the P 5!
CG: (instead of the
mach 5! hahhahaha, rim shot)
Me: ::knight rider
theme plays::
CG: ohhh, much better
Me: lets go, p5
CG: ummm, where is
it?
Me: behind you.
CG: is that it?
::points to a small clown car::
Me: no...
CG: (hey! you messing
up my funny idea? hehe)
CG: (j/k)
Me: that's it..
::points at the beautiful black convertible::
CG: you wish shark!
Me: umm...
Me: dude..
CG: ::the black car
drives away::
Me: its right
there.
Me: ....
Me: well...
Me: it was.
CG: ::behind it is
the small clown car::
CG: (ha)
CG: (much more
funnier)
Me: you can drive
in the clown car...
Me: i'll walk
CG: hey! are you
ripping on my style mother fu?
CG: i mean, whoops,
this is a G rated film
CG: i forgot
CG: why aren't you
coming with me?
Me: i refuse to
ride in that silly vehicle.
CG: shut up and get
in ::shoves sharks over to the car::
Me: GAH!!
CG: just check out
the inside ::inside is like the doctor who lab, its much bigger
inside::
Me: HEY..its
surprisingly spacious in here
CG: (you know what i
am talking about?)
CG: see?
Me: ((methinks
so.)
Me: alright...
Me: just drive.
CG: you drive
CG: ok i will
CG: i need to take a
shower in the back
CG: you drive
Me: .....
Me: don't use all
of the hot water.
Me: ::drives::
CG: i have a grill
back there, do you want a hamburger while you drive?
Me: no, i'm
fine...which way to the castle?
CG: ::sizzle of a
grill noises::
CG: i dunno i thought
you knew!?
Me: .....
Me: umm...
Me: let's just
drive north
CG: so up then?
CG: north is always
up
CG: see, i learned
something in school...i didn't take 6 years of high school for
nothing you know
Me: ::passes a
sign that says "Castle...DON'T GO NORTH!!"::
Me: well...you
seem to be the expert...
CG: doh.....nice one
sharks....
Me: up it is.
CG: ok.....go ahead
hit the flying button
Me: ::turn on
propellers::
Me: here we go!!
CG: yey!!!!
Me: ::about 50ft.
up now::
Me: hey p5?
Me: what does it
mean when the "Fuel" meter points to the E?
CG: ::we look outside
and see a possum with armor and a rocket pack on his back pass by
yelling at us saying "you take up too much air
space!!""
CG: ::
CG: ummmmmm
Me: don't i know
him?
CG: ::the engine
stops and we start to fall::
CG: ahhhhhh!!!
Me: abandon
ship!!!
Me: ::jumps onto
the back of a passing dragon::
CG: Narrator: what
will happen to our friend perfect 5?!
CG: who said that?!
Me: the narrator.
CG: Narrator: tune in
next time for our exciting new episode of Magnificent detective
duo of sharks and perfect 5!!!
CG: (gotta go sharks)
Me: peece out.
CG: if we ever get
bored we can continue this stupid convo...you gonna save it?
Me: yeah.
CG: heh, will you
remember this time?
Me: what do you
mean?
CG: forget it. hehe,
later
Me: peece.
CG signed off at
10:25:15 PM.