Colleen's Poem By: Shariq Ansari I've know you, Colleen, for three years now, And this one is number four, So lets take a trip down memory lane, Before we see what's in store... My freshman year I met a girl, Who was as pretty as can be, And I couldn't help but smile, Whenever she smiled at me! Our sophomore year, we shaved J's head, And it didn't look so crummy, But the real highlight of that year, Was when you became a drummie! Ah, junior year, what a spirited year, And we've got the badges to prove it, But its sad to think about this family right now, 'Cause, y'know, we're about to lose it... So this year is our senior year, And it'll be a great one 'till the end, And maybe while becoming champs in Scranton, We'll also become the best of friends.